Sterek: Derek needs to be possessive (even unhealthily so) and Stiles needs to be an uppity sub.
Steter: Stiles knows it’s a bad idea, Peter knows that Stiles will say yes because it’s a bad idea.
Sciles: Scott wouldn’t use his best friend as a rebound. No, this is more of a “Woops we slept together but it was awesome” kinda ship.
Scissac: Isaac wants to be Scott’s. Scott wants to live up to his expectations.
Stisaac: They’re cute together, they know it, they rock it.
Disaac: Derek wants to teach Isaac to stand on his own, Isaac wants to make his Alpha proud.
Stackson: Stiles wants and Jackson wants but Jackson may only want to break the poor boy.
Stanny: Let’s be human together.
Derek/Jackson: This’ll be tough and it probably won’t work.
Jackson/Danny: You’re not my type but you’re trying so hard I may just give in.
Alydia: Let’s go out and make boys jealous or stay in and be BFFs that are also GFs.
Scallison: DRAMA. And Allison is cool.
Stallison: AWKWARD. And Allison is like, “this is not cool”.
Allisaac: What are we even doing? Let’s get Scott in the middle.
Stydia: Stiles thinks he knows what he wants but Lydia knows she plays rough with her toys and thinks that Stiles either can’t handle it or deserves better.
Jydia: Well, what do you know? We’re perfect together.
(Although, seriously, I will read almost anything as long as the dialogue doesn’t make me cringe.)