January 2010
48 posts
“Hah hah! I am an agent of CHAOS!”
– T-Rex from Dinosaur Comics
Cast iron. Eat me.
Demon: I stand corrected.
Fox: No, you lie bleeding.
Avril Lavigne - Alice
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“So like, right now for example. The Haitians need to come to America. But some...”
– Cher Horowitz, Clueless
(Thanks Adam for the reminder of how awesome that scene is.)
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<3 it!
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“When there’s nothing left to burn you have to set yourself on fire.”
– “Your Ex-Lover is Dead” by Stars
Octopus Pie #036 - believe in yourself
Eve: It's like "The Ring" except I don't get to die.
Hanna: Believe in yourself, Eve!
Marek: Yeah, anyone can die.
“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.”
– Roger Caras (although I’d substitute “dogs” with “pets”, even if you can’t really substitute one kind of pet for another)
“The dog was created especially for children. He is the god of frolic.”
– Henry Ward Beecher
“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you....”
– Mark Twain
Capitol Hillbilies - Because sodomy is FUNNY →
NOC's (Nerds of Color) →
Why Mexicans are wary of 2010 →
“Björk slapped you, then kissed you, then fucked your brains out, then wrote a...”
– Jeph’s eljay
“Then… why were we born? Why do we live? Why do we die? Maybe nobody knows?...”
– Ritsuka in Loveless Vol. 3
“It’s funny… when I was a kid, I thought grown-ups never worried...”
– Calvin’s Dad from Bill Watterson’s Calvin and Hobbes
“I don’t want to talk
‘Cause it makes me feel sad”
– “The Winner Takes it All” by ABBA (sorta)
“Sebastian: Just look at her! On legs! On human legs!
[shudders]
Sebastian: My...”
– “The Little Mermaid” Disney, 1989
“You just want his willy in your fanny, don’t you?”
– http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/mjtv/ss/11901-sstremors3